THE SHIP IS SAILING I REPEAT THE SHIP IS SAILING
Eddy Kitsis said about Hook “He is getting fed up because it’s like the entire world cannot resist my charms, why is one person I fall in love with so resistant to me?”
Actually, Eddy is WRONG.
Let’s look at the female characters on the show:
Tink? Not interested. Knows he’s a sleaze bag.
Snow? Didn’t like him.
Aurora? Didn’t trust him, suspected his fake attempt to help her escape from Cora was a “Pirate Ruse”. She was right.
Belle? Wasn’t suspicious at first, but later saw him for what he really was. Then he knocked her unconscious. Then he tried to kill her while unconscious and chained to a wall. Then tried to assault and kill her in Storybrooke, then he shot her. (IT’S IN THE SCRIPT. IT HAPPENED.)
Red? Never noticed he exists.
Cora? Thought he was dull witted and a fool. She laughed in his face.
Emma? After being pestered and turning him down for just about two seasons, yeah Emma sucked face with Hook.
When? After a Timey-Wimey adventure where she saved the world, and her parents, and everyone, and also almost died, and after she learned her parents named her new baby brother after her recently deceased cannon True Love (per Belle). That’s when she kissed Hook.
It’s called Misattribution of Arousal.
It’s also called "Rebound".
Not from Neal; from Walsh!
This whole thing only happened in a few days. She’s on the rebound from Walsh.
Hook was there. Emma was emotional. It’s not love. It’s Misattribution of Arousal and Rebound.
Seems like the only woman who actually liked Hook was Milah. Even then, she also saw him as an escape from a loveless marriage and a horribly boring life as a peasant.
Other than Milah, what women in the OUAT universe find Hook irresistible?
What Eddy was really saying when describing Hook’s thought process was, “they all want it.”
Nice fairy tale.
Epic Wish Fulfillment indeed.
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
Helsa expressions <3
don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like
woa flying cars
woa time travel
and now its just like
to die in some horrible apocalypse
says a lot about out cultural state of mind
I die every time
Brace yourselves, Legends is coming. And so our death watch begins…
most people about ned stark: he was a kind and honorable man
lannisters about ned stark: what a goddamn loser